Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...