Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...