I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.