This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...