The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...