A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...