Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...