Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...