Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
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Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...