Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...