What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...