Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...