Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...