Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...