Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...