What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...