Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!