Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...