Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
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Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
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How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Little Johnny
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Blue Elephants
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A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
A croak and dagger agent!
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Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...