Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...