Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...