Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...