Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.