Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
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The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
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“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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An American was waiting on a London street corner…
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True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
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Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...