Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...