What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
The World’s Shortest Books
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O J Simpson24. THE ENGINEER’S GUIDE...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...