Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...