Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...