Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...