There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
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Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
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What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
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A New Priest
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Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
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