The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...