Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...