A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...