Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!