Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam