What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Dealing with trouble
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When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
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Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...