You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...