2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...