Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...