Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...