Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...