Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...