Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Real opcodes
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New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...