Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...