Santa Hates Your Kid
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Question answer 04
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Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...