Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...