Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...