Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...