Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
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Sword playing
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What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
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Six stages of married life
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Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
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