A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...